First full week of school is over.
Damn it felt long.
Anyway, classes this year are pretty
alright BRILLIANT. Not going to go into detail because that would be boring. Instead, I'm going to make a list of why I need a lightsaber. [For all those who have no idea what a lightsaber is *facepalm* -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber]
Alright, here goes.
1. It would be fun.
2. I could show it off to anyone.
3. I'd be able to cut Sid's hands off whenever he does that retarded indian dance he continues to do nowadays.
4. Annoucements at assemblies sometimes annoy me. It would be a could oppurtunity to see how far I can chuck my lightsaber.
5. Ninjas ARE better than pirates.
6. A LOT of things annoy me nowadays. People, things, bricks. Once stab should fix things.
7. Because you know, violence is the answer. I'm joking.
8. We all know Tupac Shakur would have used a lightsaber instead of a gun because he is awesome.
9. I could film my own version of "Ryan vs. Dorkman", 'cept it would be "Niro vs. No-one".
10. Due to the heat being emitted by the laser blade, I could cut a loaf of bread and have instant toast.
11. Although I think applying butter would be a problem.
12. No need for cutting with labor-intensive tools such as a saw, one swipe and you're all done.
13. I just realised points 10 and 12 displayed my laziness.
14. If I had a lightsaber, I think I would be bothered to learn some form of martial art in order to stop myself from cutting my arm off.
15. I could rule the world.
Now of course, none of that comes with the Force. That's an entirely different package.
Yeah, I'm off now. I have things to do.
