I don't blog much. I don't have anything to write about. It doesn't really matter because no-one reads this anyway. But I like blogging for some reason, although no-one does read it.
So here goes.
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Nothing. Dammit...Wait, I think I'm getting something.
Nup. Still nothing.
*Googles "How to blog"*
I'll be back to edit this post I learn.
Ok back. From what I've gathered from (un)trustworthy Google, I have to blog about something I'm passionate about.
Screw you Google. Don't tell me how to live my life. (A bit weird seeing as I asked it for help in the first place.)
I woke up this morning to the sound of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay. Usually I'd put my alarm on snooze but I wanted to listen to the song for some reason, so I got up and sat there on my bed for 4 minutes, not even really listening to the song, just sitting there. I like that song and all but I kept on tuning out and letting my mind wander whilst staring at the wall above my desk. I only really listened to the last few lines of the song and then I turned of my alarm, feeling fully awake.
I've decided that I'm going to make a list of 10 things that make me Laugh/Cringe/etc. Starting with Laugh.
10 Things that are sure to make me laugh
1. People who trip over things and have that look on their face which suggests they hope no-one noticed.
It's not that fact that they trip over, its just that the expression on their face is near hilarious.
2. Explosm.net
Webcomic. 'Nuff said.
3. XKCD.com
Another webcomic. Once again - 'nuff said.
4. People who are hypocritcal.
Which is why I always laugh at my little sister. But I still love her. Sometimes.
5. People who Shuffle.
People who shuffle look like they have ants down their pants and instead of doing the sensible act of taking their pants off and running around like a lunatic, they decide to stomp to the beat of horrible, horrible techno music.
6. This is blank for no reason.
8. Chain Mail.
I feel sorry for the weirdos who invented chain mail, because they obviously have nothing better to do.
8.People who didn't realise the last one who didn't realise the last one was acutally meant to be number 7.
I'm sorry, I just had to do it. But I did get you, didn't I?
9. Russel Peters.
Gotta love Indian-Canadians-Comedians.
10. Friends.
I don't think I need to add anything to this. Wait, I just did.
Until next time, my non-existent readers!
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4:09 PM
